My name is Fred and I am a gay conservative living in Ottawa. This blog supports limited government, the right of the State of Israel to live in peace and security, and tries to expose the threat to us all from cultural relativism, post-modernism, and radical Islam. I am also the founder of the Free Thinking Film Society in Ottawa (

Friday, January 08, 2010

Take that, Lebanon....

The Israelis are clearly superior, no???
Israel took the upper hand in a new kind of Mideast conflict on Friday afternoon - one in which bullets were replaced by chickpeas.

Using a satellite dish on loan from a nearby broadcast station, cooks in an Arab village near Jerusalem whipped up more than four metric tons of hummus, the chickpea paste that is a staple - and a near-religious obsession - for many in the Middle East.

The cooks doubled the previous record for the world's biggest serving of hummus, set in October by cooks in Lebanon. That record broke an earlier Israeli record and briefly put Lebanon ahead.

Hundreds of jubilant Israelis, a mix of Arabs and Jews, gathered around the giant dish in the village of Abu Ghosh, many of them dancing as a singer performed an Arabic love song to the beige chickpea paste.

Just after midday, an adjudicator sent from London by Guinness World Records, Jack Brockbank, confirmed that the Israeli chefs now held the record. He put the exact amount of hummus in the giant dish at 4,090 kilograms.

Lebanon and Israel have officially been at war for six decades. Three months ago, when the Lebanese chefs prepared their record-breaking dish, they called it a move to reaffirm ownership of a Lebanese food they claimed had been appropriated by Israelis.


Blogger Lucy said...

To be sure of winning they should have challanged them to who could make the the biggest Bacon sandwich instead.

7:11 PM  
Anonymous Lucy's Nemesis said...

Next Lucy will be taunting blacks with fried chicken references. Jews don't eat pork, you see, even secular ones! Aren't they freaky!

7:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lucy's Nemesis,


8:25 PM  
Blogger Lucy said...

Who was you explaining the joke to Nemesis?

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Lucy's Nemesis said...


3:38 PM  
Blogger Lucy said...

Why would you explain it to me when it was me who made the joke?

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Lucy's Nemesis said...

When socialists make racist remarks, it's a joke, when anyone else makes racist remarks they're right wing extremists.

You admit you made a racist joke, that's a start.

Socialists hate Jews.

6:58 PM  
Blogger Lucy said...

I admit i made a joke. Whether you take it as racist or just a bit of fun says everything about you.

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Lucy's Nemesis said...

No Lucy it says everything about you.

Those Jews and their pork, those blacks and their fried chicken and those gays and their butt fucking, right Lucy?

Damn socialists.

9:13 PM  
Blogger Lucy said...

It says i have a sense of humour, where your replies say everything sbout that huge chip on your shoulder.

5:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lucy get a grip, you socialists are mad.

6:31 PM  

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