My name is Fred and I am a gay conservative living in Ottawa. This blog supports limited government, the right of the State of Israel to live in peace and security, and tries to expose the threat to us all from cultural relativism, post-modernism, and radical Islam. I am also the founder of the Free Thinking Film Society in Ottawa (

Friday, December 31, 2010

Bad News! Our control of the banking system may come to an end...

The Chinese are studying the Talmud to find out how we control the financial system...
The Chinese are so obsessed with notions of innate Jewish business acumen that last year’s Google Zeitgeist China rankings listed “why are Jews excellent?” in fourth place in the “why” questions category, just behind “why should I enter the party” and above “why should I get married?” Newsweek reports that this apparent affection for Jewishness has manifested in the publication of a slew of brisk selling books that purport to reveal the business secrets of the Talmud (Text of early rabbinic writings pertaining to Jewish law, ethics, philosophy, customs and history).

Available titles include Crack the Talmud: 101 Jewish Business Rules, The Illustrated Jewish Wisdom Book, and Know All of the Money-Making Stories of the Talmud. One can even spend the night at a Talmud Hotel inTaichung, Taiwan, which replaces the Gideon’s Bible with the Talmud Business Success Bible. It’s actually a pretty sharp looking hotel, and in keeping with strict Talmudic business strictures, offers free Wifi.
If the Chinese are successful with our secrets, we might have to share control of the banking system with them, and that means sharing our usurious profits.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm confused here, jews say that they do not control the financial system worldwide? (real conservative)

11:28 AM  
Blogger Juniper in the Desert said...

Wow! If only I had studied more assiduously as a kid at Hebrew school! I could be running the world!!! Aaaeeee!!!

2:05 PM  

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