Happy birthday, Adolf

I always felt the laws in some European countries forbidding parents from giving their kids certain names were outrageously, intrusively statist, but a story like this makes you think again:

The Campbell’s three small children were removed from their Holland Township home by the state in January 2009 after they asked a grocery store in Greenwich, N.J., to write “Adolf Hitler” on their son’s birthday cake.

Though a local Wal-Mart honored the birthday cake request, Adolf Hitler Campbell and siblings JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell were put into foster care.

So just remember -- if your kid is named after a mass-murdering genocidal maniac, get his birthday cake at Wal-Mart!