A good joke...
One of my best friends just e-mailed me this joke....
French Terror Alert
Tuesday July 12th 2005 - Reuters News Wire - Paris
Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide".
There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender"
and "Collaborate".
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.
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