GayandRight

My name is Fred and I am a gay conservative living in Ottawa. This blog supports limited government, the right of the State of Israel to live in peace and security, and tries to expose the threat to us all from cultural relativism, post-modernism, and radical Islam. I am also the founder of the Free Thinking Film Society in Ottawa (www.freethinkingfilms.com)

Friday, March 20, 2009

The new green solution: Rickshaws....

What could be greener???
“Green jobs” are all the rage. Supposedly, we can strengthen the economy by government spending and regulating to advance the development of environmentally friendly, “green” technologies. Green jobs, President Obama and others would have us believe, are the elixir for both our environmental and economic problems.

If they’re serious, I have just one word of advice: rickshaws.

Rickshaws are small, lightweight, two-wheeled taxis motored by an enterprising entrepreneur either as a runner or in the more modern version, pulled by a bicyclist. They are popular in many countries around the world, but especially in Asia.

Rickshaws are the way to go for green jobs. There are no rickshaw drivers in the United States today, so every rickshaw job is a new job. Even more new jobs would be created as the auto companies shift, with a little urging from Uncle Sam, to rickshaw production in the United States — no point importing them from abroad, obviously, if job production is the point.

And what could be greener than a rickshaw? It produces no pollution whatsoever. And the materials it is made from are typically all very natural and simple — wood, cloth, a few basic metals, nothing fancy. Until, of course, Washington decides to worry about safety and demands that every new rickshaw come with airbags for runner and passenger alike.

The way to start would be to begin forcing taxi drivers in America to drive rickshaws. Perhaps start out with a 1 percent mandate, go to 10 percent after a few years, and then eventually to 50 percent. At the same time, the government could require that every individual and family with more than one car or truck have at least one rickshaw.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know all that heavy breathing would create a lot of co2

11:01 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

What about all of the calories that they burn. That means they have to eat more food. It takes farmland, fertizilers, and trackers to make food. Not so green after all eh :)

11:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer and Newman interviewed hobos for their rickshaw business.

12:08 PM  

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