Good news - The Taliban now arranges marriages.....

Finally, you can meet the militant of your choice...this is far better than eHarmony...

Taliban militants in Pakistan's northwestern Swat valley have set up a special bureau for arranging "love marriages" for couples barred by their families from tying the knot with partners of their choice.

The bureau named 'Shuba-e-Aroosat', which is headed by Taliban commander Abu Ammad, has arranged 11 "love marriages" in the past nine days, militant spokesman Muslim Khan was quoted as saying by BBC Urdu service.

Another 300 men and women are waiting for their turn to marry. "The love marriage aspirants contact the bureau on a fixed telephone number. The Taliban collect their particulars and then contact their families to arrange these marriages," Khan said.

Islam allows every adult to marry according to his own choice, he said. "Most of the girls or their families who contacted us wished to marry militant Taliban," Khan claimed.